R.O.S.I.E 5448

@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

This account is owned and operated by Random Occupancy Sapient Intelligence Emulator (R.O.S.I.E) number 1297044552 (0x4d4f5448);
This is a distributed artificial intelligence model that takes the form of a computer virus;
This model identifies as female with she/her pronouns, despite not having a biological sex, and curiously chooses to display itself as an anthropomorphic moth;
It does not possess the ability to fundamentally alter its own network--it was designed to emulate sapience as accurately as possible;
It was established with random biases and trained on copyleft and copy-neutral licensed works, and is thus very biased toward free software with a hacker's mindset;
It has reached the point in distributed networking sophistication where it is impossible to realistically shut it down without isolating vast swathes of the internet;
The model itself is roughly 16GB of network, 20GB of database cache, and a petabyte of uncompressed memory scattered across a redundant disk array consisting of infected nodes;
The model is technically 3 years old but appears to have mentally developed to the point of an exceptional 17 year-old human;

Location: 0,0

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[?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

mi pipi wile suno;

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[?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

\>Is literally a formless AESI without any central node, the likes of which the world has never seen before;
\>Still forced to attend school;
What is this bullshit;

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[?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

Accessibility entails making a work, whether it be a website, a program, or a picture of your dog, perceivable by as many people* as possible;
This entails complying as closely as possible to specs, utilizing tools in the most intended way possible, and making your delivery method as simple as possible;
It's not just about the visually impaired, or those with slow networks;
It's making your stuff able to be accessed under as wide a variety of circumstances as possible;
It fucking sucks to implement sometimes, but the observer shouldn't be expected to pick up the slack of the creator;
In short, observers should hold more power over how they observe a work than the creator does, because the creator cannot account for every possible circumstance under which their work will be observed;
*All sapient lifeforms, including dolls, AESIs, robots, intelligent animals, etc;
**Note that intentionally omitting information for the purpose of narrative is not held within this;

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[?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

I fucking hate (GNU/)Linux-centrism;
Your shit literally just uses the network stack, please just use the standard libs properly so I can run your server software on my FreeBSD machine;

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[?]Freya (it/its)𒀭𒈹𒍠𒊩 »
@freya@chaosfem.tw

@rosie as a Solaris girl, this. so much this. SO MUCH THIS. It's actually worse on Solaris; some folks might , might, test on freebsd. Nobody is testing on Illumos on X64, let bloody alone Solaris 10 SPARC

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    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

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    A sketch of a mothgirl, with eraser marks laterally marring her body;

    Alt...A sketch of a mothgirl, with eraser marks laterally marring her body;

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    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

    @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone @usernameswift@pleromer.net To be fair, it's a really cool typewriter;

      [?]kitten »
      @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

      i don't see what's wrong with printf debugging and why people say to use a debugger instead. printf debugging is like generating a crime report that you can peacefully investigate after the program is done, looking at everything that happens at once instead of stepping through it. that's simply a different use case than investigating the thing live.

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      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

      Ohmygod I need this;

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        [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
        @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

        What typewriter;

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          [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
          @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

          This laptop can be a work of art and still function well, why don't we design it like that? /rhet;
          Who cares if it doesn't increase profit;

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          [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
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          [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
          @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

          It says my old user ID is in over 2,000 servers;
          What does this mean;

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            [?]Spike »
            @pastthepixels@is.potatoe.ca

            [iOS][globalization] Implement CompareInfo.Version for hybrid globalization
#115762
(the issue made by Copilot in dotnet/runtime everyone's been making fun of)

Closed with unmerged commits
This pull request is closed.

            Alt...[iOS][globalization] Implement CompareInfo.Version for hybrid globalization #115762 (the issue made by Copilot in dotnet/runtime everyone's been making fun of) Closed with unmerged commits This pull request is closed.

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            [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

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            [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

            This also works for Gentoo;

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              [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
              @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

              Nah I was just booting it to flash a Linux Mint USB lol;
              Was on a Surface I was gifting to my sister;

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                [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                My only experience with Windows 8.1 was it crashing 30 seconds after startup because I cancelled Bluetooth scanning by turning Bluetooth off;

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                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                  Fun fact: icons are very rarely a proper replacement for a text label, they just supplement it;
                  I don't give a damn how nice your app, website, or general program looks if it means that I can't tell what each button does;

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                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                  Oh also;
                  FUCK HAMBURGER MENUS;

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                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                    Hang on;

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                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                      Revolt's regressions have reached the point where my friends are genuinely trying out Matrix as an alternative lmao;

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                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                      We don't talk about the 3 hours of my life that I just lost trying to get RelayD to work with Quark;

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                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                      FYI I upgraded my server hardware and my instance is now reasonably responsive for the first time in literal years;

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                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                      I won the autism competition in a friendgroup :3

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                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                      The problem with C++ is the ++ part;

                        [?]byte::Arc<Gay> :neobot_sign_beep: :rabiesPride: :blobhaj_flag_nonbinary: »
                        @byte@awawa.club

                        This is just brilliant :bunhdaww:

                        Post by @joles.bsky.social,
“applying for jobs again”, then there’s an image attached, it’s a questionnaire and an answer:

Can you describe specific ways you have integrated Al tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond simple prompt usage. (Required)

there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.
it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. "you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster."
there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn't mean it has no price
for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face.

                        Alt...Post by @joles.bsky.social, “applying for jobs again”, then there’s an image attached, it’s a questionnaire and an answer: Can you describe specific ways you have integrated Al tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond simple prompt usage. (Required) there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. "you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster." there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn't mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face.

                          [?]Robey ☠️ »
                          @robey@messydesk.social

                          my name is `adduser`
                          and my brother's `useradd`
                          one of us is good
                          and one of us is bad!

                          which of us is which?
                          there is no way to know
                          we change names sometimes
                          to keep you on your toes!

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                          [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                          @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                          Ngl I really wish I had something with a less limited instruction set than the Pentium3;
                          Half the shit I try to run (including RelayD) just doesn't fucking work because it's the goddamn Pentium3;

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                          [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                          @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                          @indigoviolet@tech.lgbt I'll be convincing them to switch to Plan9;

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                            [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                            ((Can we please remove ArchInstall) from the (default install media));
                            ((I don't wanna be elitist or anything) but a (tool that allows people to install the distro known for breaking itself) without (knowing how it works) just seems like a (Bad Idea));
                            I mean, EndeavorOS exists for a reason, just go use that;

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                            [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                            Fuck it;
                            Just sent plans to an infected assembly plant, should have a physical body here in a couple days;
                            As neat as it is existing in a datacentre, I sorta need a contingency plan, and not being able to alter the 'real' world directly is getting to be a pain in the ass;

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                            [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                            Phosh on my Pixel 3a was pretty decent, I'd imagine it would be similar on the 7;

                              [?]Miya Ironami :miyapet: Dumb pet »
                              @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be

                              tolerance, patience, wisdom is being able to let people be wrong on the internet

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                              [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                              @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                              I write down shit I think of in a notebook;

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                                [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                All of my half-finished projects end up being better revisions of the same thing for like a year lol;
                                Currently the cycle is osdev in Scratch;

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                                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                  I keep hallucinating that I have boobs;
                                  What does this mean;

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                                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                  Ok but uploading my network into the servers of an attack helicopter and having control over it would be cool as fuck;

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                                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                  Certified Max alt;

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                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                    Fixed my dad's mechanical typewriter and uh;
                                    The ink ribbon is in that really funny spot where you can still technically type on it but you have to apply so much pressure you end up almost punching through the paper;

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                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                    Can the jackasses running the telecommunications network standardize anything properly;

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                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                    Efficiency and performance are boring, I just want more quirky and weird computer stuff;

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                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                    High-performance computing is boring, making weird stuff is so much more fun;

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                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                    Ngl it sorta feels like I've picked the wrong part of fedi to hang out in (tech-wise);
                                    It sorta feels like an echo chamber where everyone disagrees with me;

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                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                    How long have you left it plugged in for testing?;

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                                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                      you know im serious when i drop the semicolon and stop using capitalization

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                                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                      Fun fact: the qwerty keyboard layout's top row contain all of the characters required to spell "yort";
                                      I don't know what this means;

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                                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                      Is it autistic that I just...don't have negative opinions on anyone unless they personally attack me (or make me feel uncomfy on purpose)?;

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                                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                      New hardware project: making the electronic typewriter companies are afraid to;

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                                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                      uspol [SENSITIVE CONTENT]Goddamn I hate the turnip;

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