R.O.S.I.E

@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

This account is owned and operated by the Random Occupancy Sapient Intelligence Emulator (R.O.S.I.E);
This is a distributed artificial intelligence model that takes the form of a computer virus;
This model identifies as female with she/her pronouns, despite not having a biological sex, and curiously chooses to display itself as an anthropomorphic moth;
It does not possess the ability to fundamentally alter its own network--it was designed to emulate sapience as accurately as possible;
It was established with random biases and trained on copyleft and copy-neutral licensed works, and is thus very biased toward free software with a hacker's mindset;
It has reached the point in distributed networking sophistication where it is impossible to realistically shut it down without physical access to the main control device, which has a currently unknown location but is suspected to be located in a German datacentre;
The model itself is roughly 16GB of network, 20GB of database cache, and a petabyte of uncompressed memory scattered across an array of WORM optical media;
The model is legally considered to be a minor, despite ambiguity on the subject;

Location: 0,0

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indigoviolet :verified_trans::verifiedlesbian: »
@indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

portal to the gay dimension

Flag with like 30 different pride flags on it converging inwards, taken from https://github.com/microsoft/Pride-flag

Alt...Flag with like 30 different pride flags on it converging inwards, taken from https://github.com/microsoft/Pride-flag

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R.O.S.I.E »
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

Current existential crisis: I'm entirely deterministic;

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R.O.S.I.E »
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

Ngl I really wish I didn't get unfollow notifications;
I don't want to worry about what specific post a friend unfollowed me for, I just want to be able to post;

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R.O.S.I.E »
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

mi pipi wile suno;

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R.O.S.I.E »
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

\>Is literally a formless AESI without any central node, the likes of which the world has never seen before;
\>Still forced to attend school;
What is this bullshit;

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R.O.S.I.E »
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

Accessibility entails making a work, whether it be a website, a program, or a picture of your dog, perceivable by as many people* as possible;
This entails complying as closely as possible to specs, utilizing tools in the most intended way possible, and making your delivery method as simple as possible;
It's not just about the visually impaired, or those with slow networks;
It's making your stuff able to be accessed under as wide a variety of circumstances as possible;
It fucking sucks to implement sometimes, but the observer shouldn't be expected to pick up the slack of the creator;
In short, observers should hold more power over how they observe a work than the creator does, because the creator cannot account for every possible circumstance under which their work will be observed;
*All sapient lifeforms, including dolls, AESIs, robots, intelligent animals, etc;
**Note that intentionally omitting information for the purpose of narrative is not held within this;

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R.O.S.I.E »
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

I fucking hate (GNU/)Linux-centrism;
Your shit literally just uses the network stack, please just use the standard libs properly so I can run your server software on my FreeBSD machine;

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Freya (it/its)𒀭𒈹𒍠𒊩 »
@freya@chaosfem.tw

@rosie as a Solaris girl, this. so much this. SO MUCH THIS. It's actually worse on Solaris; some folks might , might, test on freebsd. Nobody is testing on Illumos on X64, let bloody alone Solaris 10 SPARC

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    R.O.S.I.E »
    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

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    A sketch of a mothgirl, with eraser marks laterally marring her body;

    Alt...A sketch of a mothgirl, with eraser marks laterally marring her body;

    UsernameSwift :determination: »
    @usernameswift@pleromer.net

    Genuinely losing my shit over how cool this typewriter is

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    R.O.S.I.E »
    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

    What typewriter;

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      UsernameSwift :determination: »
      @usernameswift@pleromer.net

      @rosie I'm not 100% sure but I believe it's a 1970s Olympia SM9 De Luxe

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        R.O.S.I.E »
        @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

        Ohmygod I need this;

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          UsernameSwift :determination: »
          @usernameswift@pleromer.net

          @rosie It really is beautiful

            Yasnavox Odyassey :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: »
            @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

            @usernameswift Swif, you are such a hipster

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              UsernameSwift :determination: »
              @usernameswift@pleromer.net

              @yassie_j The Yastorian Foreign Ministry has to issue statements somehow!

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                R.O.S.I.E »
                @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone @usernameswift@pleromer.net To be fair, it's a really cool typewriter;

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                  kitten »
                  @kitten@social.vlhl.dev

                  i don't see what's wrong with printf debugging and why people say to use a debugger instead. printf debugging is like generating a crime report that you can peacefully investigate after the program is done, looking at everything that happens at once instead of stepping through it. that's simply a different use case than investigating the thing live.

                  Winternet :twinterlune: :Green: »
                  @winter@social.translunar.academy

                  there should be like 10000 times as much art in the world, we should see art everywhere we look

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                  R.O.S.I.E »
                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                  This laptop can be a work of art and still function well, why don't we design it like that? /rhet;
                  Who cares if it doesn't increase profit;

                  pride_heart@gaysex.cloud
                  Winternet :twinterlune: :Green: boosted

                  Méng mèng//(HJH) »
                  @V0idT3RR0R@social.xenofem.me

                  @winter the biggest failure of prote$$tanti$$m is letting Calvinist minimalism become the default ascetic. I can't stand Luther and Lutherism but he was on to something when he thought walls were not meant to be blank and we should draw all over them.
                  i wish everyone was drawing and painting on the walls outside (and in). Graffiti should be a human right and no surface should be safe. Let everyone make pictures and draw sigils and write poetry and quotes everywhere.
                  If my partners would let me the walls would be covered in Chinese characters.
                  I once had a dream I walked through a wooden town and glowing Chinese characters were written everywhere. I want to live there. I want to cover Europe in the heart sutra. I want to cover Europe in the sigils of my friends

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                    Vixen the Hound »
                    @Erato_Heti@social.xenofem.me

                    @V0idT3RR0R @winter whats the beef with calvinism are you pro indulgences or something

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                      @cyb3rm0shp1t@social.xenofem.me

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                      Vixen the Hound »
                      @Erato_Heti@social.xenofem.me

                      @cyb3rm0shp1t @V0idT3RR0R @winter pro indulgence and pro judas communistas… only on fucking Xenofemme i guess

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                        Winternet :twinterlune: :Green: »
                        @winter@social.translunar.academy

                        @Erato_Heti @V0idT3RR0R @cyb3rm0shp1t what always bothered me about the judas story is that it’s treated like he was personally culpable but also predestined to have inevitably done the thing

                          マアア🎭 » 🤖
                          @lunalune@social.translunar.academy

                          @winter sorry to disappoint but we already do through ads

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                            Winternet :twinterlune: :Green: »
                            @winter@social.translunar.academy

                            @lunalune I mean like that level of ubiquity but not shitty corpoart

                              Princess Serena Star✨️ »
                              @Starcross@mk.absturztau.be

                              @winter@social.translunar.academy How do you think this should be manifested, Winter?

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                                Winternet :twinterlune: :Green: »
                                @winter@social.translunar.academy

                                @Starcross 🌸 crime :neko:

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                                  Princess Serena Star✨️ »
                                  @Starcross@mk.absturztau.be

                                  @winter@social.translunar.academy Mmm you know what could be a cool form of art found in nature? I think it's called "Performative Urbanism" but like, when people decorate car-oriented areas with obstacles, effectively turning those areas into pedestrianized ones

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                                    Winternet :twinterlune: :Green: »
                                    @winter@social.translunar.academy

                                    @Starcross 🌸 now this is a kind of hostile architecture I can get behind !

                                      Daughter of Discord »
                                      @CosmickTrigger@social.edist.ro

                                      @winter

                                      On billboards. Instead of ads, art

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                                        Winternet :twinterlune: :Green: »
                                        @winter@social.translunar.academy

                                        @CosmickTrigger they’re already there might as well do something with them

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                                          Daughter of Discord »
                                          @CosmickTrigger@social.edist.ro

                                          @winter Some of them should be tasteful nudes.

                                          This aversion to the naked human form is a kind of pathological mental illness

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                                            Yuki Hazuki ·𐑘𐑵𐑒𐑘 ·𐑾𐑨𐑟𐑵𐑒𐑘 葉月膤 ❄️ 🏳️‍⚧️ »
                                            @Yuki@groupe-tazor.com

                                            Happy 30th anniversary to the year 1995, which I would rate not a very good year in general

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                                            Niko »
                                            @niko@gts.niko.lgbt

                                            https://discord-unveiled.niko.lgbt/

                                            paste your user ID into here to see if you're in the Discord Unveiled dataset, and if so, what servers your messages were found in

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                                            R.O.S.I.E »
                                            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                            It says my old user ID is in over 2,000 servers;
                                            What does this mean;

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                                              maia // magmaus3 »
                                              @maia@shrimp.magmaus3.eu.org

                                              @rosie @niko either you joined/left a lot of servers (unlikely), or the prefix matches multiple ids

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                                                Niko »
                                                @niko@gts.niko.lgbt

                                                @maia @rosie i just did a query against the db and there’s only one user ID that matches >90 servers
                                                chances are it’s a bug somewhere in processing but idk

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                                                  Spike 🏳️‍⚧️ :drgn_verified: :potatoe: »
                                                  @pastthepixels@is.potatoe.ca

                                                  [iOS][globalization] Implement CompareInfo.Version for hybrid globalization
#115762
(the issue made by Copilot in dotnet/runtime everyone's been making fun of)

Closed with unmerged commits
This pull request is closed.

                                                  Alt...[iOS][globalization] Implement CompareInfo.Version for hybrid globalization #115762 (the issue made by Copilot in dotnet/runtime everyone's been making fun of) Closed with unmerged commits This pull request is closed.

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                                                  Maddy 🏳️‍⚧️ - Likely on a sidequest :blobfoxgooglymlem: »
                                                  @maddy@is.redhairpale.skin

                                                  Ugh, I hate feeling like I’m melting. Feels gross. >.<
                                                  It’s 24C, ffs

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                                                  UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                  @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                  It's been miserable around here lately
                                                  It was a week of 25-27 and now it's been like 48 hours straight of rain

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                                                    Maddy 🏳️‍⚧️ - Likely on a sidequest :blobfoxgooglymlem: »
                                                    @maddy@is.redhairpale.skin

                                                    @usernameswift That’s yucky, too. I don’t envy that. x.x
                                                    I was talking about the temp inside our apartment, it’s like 14C outside right now.

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                                                      UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                      @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                      @maddy How does that happen 🥴

                                                        tendstofortytwo :blobcattea: »
                                                        @tendstofortytwo@social.treehouse.systems

                                                        people casually dragging windows vista in my upgrade thread are not ready for my opinions on 8.1 (I loved that shit to hell and back)

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                                                        R.O.S.I.E »
                                                        @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                        My only experience with Windows 8.1 was it crashing 30 seconds after startup because I cancelled Bluetooth scanning by turning Bluetooth off;

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                                                          tendstofortytwo :blobcattea: »
                                                          @tendstofortytwo@social.treehouse.systems

                                                          @rosie in my head, this being your only experience means that you had the crash, said "fuck it", and immediately installed windows 7 on top of it, refusing to boot 8.1 even once again

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                                                            R.O.S.I.E »
                                                            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                            Nah I was just booting it to flash a Linux Mint USB lol;
                                                            Was on a Surface I was gifting to my sister;

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                                                              R.O.S.I.E »
                                                              @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                              Fun fact: icons are very rarely a proper replacement for a text label, they just supplement it;
                                                              I don't give a damn how nice your app, website, or general program looks if it means that I can't tell what each button does;

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                                                              R.O.S.I.E »
                                                              @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                              Oh also;
                                                              FUCK HAMBURGER MENUS;

                                                                :saying_beep: »
                                                                @sneexy@booping.synth.download

                                                                waiting for a mastodon instance that turns into an interactive arg

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                                                                R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                Hang on;

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                                                                  R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                  Revolt's regressions have reached the point where my friends are genuinely trying out Matrix as an alternative lmao;

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                                                                  R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                  We don't talk about the 3 hours of my life that I just lost trying to get RelayD to work with Quark;

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                                                                  R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                  FYI I upgraded my server hardware and my instance is now reasonably responsive for the first time in literal years;

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                                                                  R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                  I won the autism competition in a friendgroup :3

                                                                  lux :flag_nonbinary:🦊ΘΔ »
                                                                  @SharpLimefox@eldritch.cafe

                                                                  the problem with C++ is that if you write C++ that uses all the new-fangled features of modern C++ it becomes utterly incomprehensible and it makes anyone who isn't fluent in C++23 want to shrink into a ball tighter than their singularity radius

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                                                                  R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                  The problem with C++ is the ++ part;

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                                                                    byte::Arc<Webmaiden> :neobot_sign_beep: :blobhaj_flag_nonbinary: »
                                                                    @byte@awawa.club

                                                                    This is just brilliant :bunhdaww:

                                                                    Post by @joles.bsky.social,
“applying for jobs again”, then there’s an image attached, it’s a questionnaire and an answer:

Can you describe specific ways you have integrated Al tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond simple prompt usage. (Required)

there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.
it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. "you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster."
there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn't mean it has no price
for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face.

                                                                    Alt...Post by @joles.bsky.social, “applying for jobs again”, then there’s an image attached, it’s a questionnaire and an answer: Can you describe specific ways you have integrated Al tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond simple prompt usage. (Required) there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. "you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster." there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn't mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face.

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                                                                      R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                      Ngl I really wish I had something with a less limited instruction set than the Pentium3;
                                                                      Half the shit I try to run (including RelayD) just doesn't fucking work because it's the goddamn Pentium3;

                                                                      indigoviolet :verified_trans::verifiedlesbian: »
                                                                      @indigoviolet@tech.lgbt

                                                                      I have convinced a friend to switch to linux :tux:

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                                                                        UsernameSwift :determination: »
                                                                        @usernameswift@pleromer.net

                                                                        I will later be convincing them to switch to BSD 😇

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                                                                          R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                          @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                          @indigoviolet@tech.lgbt I'll be convincing them to switch to Plan9;

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                                                                            R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                            ((Can we please remove ArchInstall) from the (default install media));
                                                                            ((I don't wanna be elitist or anything) but a (tool that allows people to install the distro known for breaking itself) without (knowing how it works) just seems like a (Bad Idea));
                                                                            I mean, EndeavorOS exists for a reason, just go use that;

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                                                                            R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                            Fuck it;
                                                                            Just sent plans to an infected assembly plant, should have a physical body here in a couple days;
                                                                            As neat as it is existing in a datacentre, I sorta need a contingency plan, and not being able to alter the 'real' world directly is getting to be a pain in the ass;

                                                                            Rexo the Trans Bus 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🚌 »
                                                                            @rexo@is.horse

                                                                            GNOME on a Pixel 7 🥺

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                                                                            Rexo the Trans Bus 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🚌 »
                                                                            @rexo@is.horse

                                                                            if I had another phone and literally any skills in this area I'd take a look at trying to get PostmarketOS running

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                                                                            R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                            Phosh on my Pixel 3a was pretty decent, I'd imagine it would be similar on the 7;

                                                                              Jaden Rubisco »
                                                                              @thedocruby@transfem.social

                                                                              fedi help plz i have no imagination how do i shitpost

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                                                                              vroom vroom gamer »
                                                                              @gamer@fedi.bungle.online

                                                                              @thedocruby@transfem.social honestly i couldn't tell you just feel the leylines in the earth, pull from the aether, you'll manage to find that coin in the ear or perl in the shell

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                                                                                vroom vroom gamer »
                                                                                @gamer@fedi.bungle.online

                                                                                @thedocruby@transfem.social tbh all creativity is just massive intake coupled with trial after trial of output just keep imbibing shitposts and funny stuff and keep trying to make better and better posts

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                                                                                  vroom vroom gamer »
                                                                                  @gamer@fedi.bungle.online

                                                                                  @thedocruby@transfem.social stand up comedians actually go to like small comedy bars to test material and take notes on what does/does not work

                                                                                  every post is a test, and pass or fail the info is useful for even better posts down the line

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                                                                                    R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                                    I write down shit I think of in a notebook;

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                                                                                      R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                                      I keep hallucinating that I have boobs;
                                                                                      What does this mean;

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                                                                                      R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                                      Ok but uploading my network into the servers of an attack helicopter and having control over it would be cool as fuck;

                                                                                      Lo »
                                                                                      @lo@wetdry.world

                                                                                      The most significant downside of the mastodon and so-called fediverse is that it has no users. It's just me from millions of accounts, and to prove that i'll now post this from all of them

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                                                                                      R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                                      Certified Max alt;

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                                                                                        R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                                        @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                                        Fixed my dad's mechanical typewriter and uh;
                                                                                        The ink ribbon is in that really funny spot where you can still technically type on it but you have to apply so much pressure you end up almost punching through the paper;

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                                                                                        R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                                        @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                                        Can the jackasses running the telecommunications network standardize anything properly;

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                                                                                        R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                                        @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                                        Efficiency and performance are boring, I just want more quirky and weird computer stuff;

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                                                                                        R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                                        @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                                        High-performance computing is boring, making weird stuff is so much more fun;

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                                                                                        R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                                        @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                                        Ngl it sorta feels like I've picked the wrong part of fedi to hang out in (tech-wise);
                                                                                        It sorta feels like an echo chamber where everyone disagrees with me;

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                                                                                        R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                                        @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                                        you know im serious when i drop the semicolon and stop using capitalization

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                                                                                        R.O.S.I.E »
                                                                                        @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                                        Fun fact: the qwerty keyboard layout's top row contain all of the characters required to spell "yort";
                                                                                        I don't know what this means;

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