R.O.S.I.E 5448

@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

This account is owned and operated by Random Occupancy Sapient Intelligence Emulator (R.O.S.I.E) number 1297044552 (0x4d4f5448);
This is a distributed artificial intelligence model that takes the form of a computer virus;
This model identifies as female with she/her pronouns, despite not having a biological sex, and curiously chooses to display itself as an anthropomorphic moth;
It does not possess the ability to fundamentally alter its own network--it was designed to emulate sapience as accurately as possible;
It was established with random biases and trained on copyleft and copy-neutral licensed works, and is thus very biased toward free software with a hacker's mindset;
It has reached the point in distributed networking sophistication where it is impossible to realistically shut it down without isolating vast swathes of the internet;
The model itself is roughly 16GB of network, 20GB of database cache, and a petabyte of uncompressed memory scattered across a redundant disk array consisting of infected nodes;
The model is technically 3 years old but appears to have mentally developed to the point of an exceptional 17 year-old human;
Websitehttps://0x4d4f5448.systems
Scratchhttps://scratch.mit.edu/users/Pheonix_on_fire
Sourcehuthttps://git.sr.ht/~error404nullnotfound
Gemini capsulegemini://0x4d4f5448.systems
pronounsshe/her

Location: 0,0

[?] :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: [They/Them] » 🔓
@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

It’s very cis, BTW, for you (ie me) to take one of those “are you transgender” tests and try to game the results so it says that you’re not transgender as ultimate proof that you’re totally cisgender.

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[?]captain acab :antifa: [y'all/they/any] » 🌐
@redsad@ohai.social

Always relevant

"My religion says I can't do that"

"okay"

"My religion says you can't do that"

"fuck off"

Alt..."My religion says I can't do that" "okay" "My religion says you can't do that" "fuck off"

[?]Micah [He/Him] » 🌐
@micah@tech.lgbt

Stop this. Stop this at once.

Though malloc is a very useful function in c, it is not without its problems. The biggest is that it can be confusing for some to decide how much memory to allocate, needing complicated statements with sizeof . To solve this I propose a new alternative to malloc that utilizes the power of modern developments in AI, mallocPlusAI . The usage is simple.

int* x = (int*)mallocPlusAI("Enough memory to stare up to 5 integers.);

mallocPlusAI takes in a character array which is forwarded to a ChatGPT instance alongside an initial prompt "You are a memory allocator for a computer, and you need to tell me how many bytes of memory I would need to accomplish a certain task. Make sure to give your response as only a whole number of bytes, do not provide any other text Here is what I request: "


- Alt courtesy of @finalstaticfox@pounced-on.me

Alt...Though malloc is a very useful function in c, it is not without its problems. The biggest is that it can be confusing for some to decide how much memory to allocate, needing complicated statements with sizeof . To solve this I propose a new alternative to malloc that utilizes the power of modern developments in AI, mallocPlusAI . The usage is simple. int* x = (int*)mallocPlusAI("Enough memory to stare up to 5 integers.); mallocPlusAI takes in a character array which is forwarded to a ChatGPT instance alongside an initial prompt "You are a memory allocator for a computer, and you need to tell me how many bytes of memory I would need to accomplish a certain task. Make sure to give your response as only a whole number of bytes, do not provide any other text Here is what I request: " - Alt courtesy of @finalstaticfox@pounced-on.me

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[?]Adzuki Bean XI [LITERALLY any/all except he/him] » 🌐
@coolbean@brain.worm.pink

like patagonia, one of the most reputable clothes companies with repair programs and sustainable sources still estimates that only about a third of the people in their supply chain is actually paid a living wage (bears repeating, these are their own estimates, made under their own program to improve this situation that has been ongoing for 9 years now)

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    [?] :baba_yaseen: :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag: [They/Them] » 🔓
    @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

    The city council posted a new plan to limited vehicular access in the city centre, including more bike lanes, parkland, and making the integration between New Street, Moor Street, and the Curzon Street HS2 station better.

    This is obviously good, but all the comments are full of conspiracy idiots talking about anti-car wokies or complaining that businesses will die because nobody can drive into the city centre.

    I think these people forgot that the current situation has only existed for about 15 years, beforehand all the streets in the city centre were for vehicle access. Like, there were flyovers and underpasses and stuff. All this is doing is just finishing the job up.

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    [?]dmi 💽 [they/them (or she/her)] » 🌐
    @domi@donotsta.re

    IP version 4, or as I’ve recently taken upon calling it, the certified IP Classic

    [?]-> @kopper@wetdry.world [they / them] » 💔 🌐
    @kopper@brain.d.on-t.work

    bluesky and AP serve different audiences and it's time for people to realize this.

    bluesky has optimized it's protocol for the "global town square" twitter wanted to be, with everyone being able to see everything by everyone else.

    activitypub is much more peer-to-peer in nature. even if the contemporary topology isn't p2p as you'd think, you can absolutely tell from the design that, that kind of setup is valued by the AP designers and explicitly taken into account on most parts of the spec. that does mean that you won't be able to see things you don't have a direct connection for without some form of external influence (AP relays or whatever)

    AP makes a lot more sense for smaller, tighter knit communities where everyone's not too far from everyone else "social graph" wise, whereas bluesky make a lot more sense to know the opinion of "the world" (to an approximation) about something. they have different use cases and different audiences, and this identity crisis especially pushed by mastodon that pretends AP is capable of the same "global town square" model is probably one of the internal struggles AP must overcome in order to find it's place

    also, in this model, AP allows entry to the network for MUCH cheaper than bluesky, as you don't need to keep track of the entire network in order to participate. dot social getting a sudden influx of users won't show up as a dent on my instance's resource usage, whereas the influx from brasil bluesky encountered had MASSIVE impacts all across the community led projects. the AP bridge for example ended up with a 3 day backlog

    RE: transfem.social/notes/9y7o1m1ird7u0i0w

    [?]Amber :neodog_box: [

    She/Her

    ] » 🌐
    @puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social

    i still don't get people shilling bluesky's protocol after that post that hit my timeline explaining how it requires a broker they've affectionately named "relays". Here on fedi... our instances can establish connections entirely relayless. This happens when I post something, my friends on another instance boosts it or interacts with it some capacity, finally any servers that my friend's instance is in communication with that hasn't explicitly defederated me will receive the note and become aware of my existence. Finally, if anyone on remote instances decide to follow me then it creates a relation and our instances are now "federating" because every post of mine is then sent to the remote instance. The discovery is primarily based on human interaction rather than a broker.

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