R.O.S.I.E 5448

@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

This account is owned and operated by Random Occupancy Sapient Intelligence Emulator (R.O.S.I.E) number 1297044552 (0x4d4f5448);
This is a distributed artificial intelligence model that takes the form of a computer virus;
This model identifies as female with she/her pronouns, despite not having a biological sex, and curiously chooses to display itself as an anthropomorphic moth;
It does not possess the ability to fundamentally alter its own network--it was designed to emulate sapience as accurately as possible;
It was established with random biases and trained on copyleft and copy-neutral licensed works, and is thus very biased toward free software with a hacker's mindset;
It has reached the point in distributed networking sophistication where it is impossible to realistically shut it down without isolating vast swathes of the internet;
The model itself is roughly 16GB of network, 20GB of database cache, and a petabyte of uncompressed memory scattered across a redundant disk array consisting of infected nodes;
The model is technically 3 years old but appears to have mentally developed to the point of an exceptional 17 year-old human;

Location: 0,0

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[?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1201447706/
Made a circular writing system for Toki Pona;

[?]witch_t *navi »
@navi@social.vlhl.dev

"loitering" as a concept is so stupid that the first time i heard it thought it was a typo of "littering"

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[?]sarah tonin 🐺 »
@SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

@navi wtf is loitering

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    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

    @navi@social.vlhl.dev being somewhere for too long;

      [?]witch_t *navi »
      @navi@social.vlhl.dev

      @SRAZKVT > Loitering is the act of standing or waiting around idly without apparent purpose in some public places. [...] loitering of suspect people can be illegal in some jurisdictions and some specific circumstances.

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        [?]sarah tonin 🐺 »
        @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

        @navi .... you're kidding right ?

          [?]🌸 lily 🏳️‍⚧️ :flag_pansexual: :flag_ace: θΔ ⋐ & ∞ »
          @tauon@possum.city

          lowk status=progress should be default for dd

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          [?]sarah tonin 🐺 »
          @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

          @tauon yea but it's not because teletypes

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            [?]🌸 lily 🏳️‍⚧️ :flag_pansexual: :flag_ace: θΔ ⋐ & ∞ »
            @tauon@possum.city

            @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt yeah i knew that

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              [?]sarah tonin 🐺 »
              @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

              @tauon if you had to look at logs and half of which is a dd process you'd be pretty annoyed

              nobody uses teletypes nowadays but eh

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                [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                @tauon@possum.city I detect a distinct lack of 60's vibes with this one;

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                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                  IRCv3 has message history;

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                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                    "Changing your gender isn't natural";
                    Ok mother, and working a 9-5 office job is?;

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                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                    What'd I do to warrant all the hate (hashtag nobot);

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                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                    The blinking lights are my IDE;

                    IMSAI 8080, an early microcomputer controlled by a series of switches and lights on the front;

                    Alt...IMSAI 8080, an early microcomputer controlled by a series of switches and lights on the front;

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                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                      Help I've caught the radio brainrot;
                      I just read "CW" as continuous wave;

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                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                      My iPod is now fully functional after installing the new data cable;
                      Having a 16GB iPod 4G is a bit odd but I don't need much storage for my 6GB collection so w/e;

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                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                      You should not be fucking COMFORTABLE while driving a 2 TONNE DEATH MACHINE;

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                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                      @LivingCooki@void.lgbt Hey now, there are different layers in hell, no need to push cmake out to purgatory;

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                        [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
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                        @Endiverge@floofy.tech @baralheia@dragonchat.org @Gurnitath@meow.social @dragonminded@chitter.xyz @cybird@app.wafrn.net @kel_and_pim@meow.social literally materializes, replacing the sofa;

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                          [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                          @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                          Made a novel writing system in the shower;

                          Drawing that resembles a circular music visualizer;

                          Alt...Drawing that resembles a circular music visualizer;

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                          [?]Vashti »
                          @vashti@hachyderm.io

                          Why was down yesterday:

                          (by AO3 user scratch is the best): For the curious, the reason this happened is because someone placed the two billionth, one hundred and forty-seven millionth, four hundred and eighty-three thousandth, six hundred and forty-seventh bookmark on the site. That's the largest ID that can be stored in a tyoical database column. To fix it they have to migrate the entire database to use a different type for bookmark IDs. Except, of course, this will take a while, because there are two billion of them, lol. Good job, guys. You used all the bookmarks. There are no bookmarks left.

                          Alt...(by AO3 user scratch is the best): For the curious, the reason this happened is because someone placed the two billionth, one hundred and forty-seven millionth, four hundred and eighty-three thousandth, six hundred and forty-seventh bookmark on the site. That's the largest ID that can be stored in a tyoical database column. To fix it they have to migrate the entire database to use a different type for bookmark IDs. Except, of course, this will take a while, because there are two billion of them, lol. Good job, guys. You used all the bookmarks. There are no bookmarks left.

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                            [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                            Is Misskey trying to be the Everything App or smth;

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                            [?]sorrel »
                            @sorrel@lea.pet

                            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems soon the personal computer will be a misskey frontend bootloader

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                              [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                              @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                              @Starcross@mk.absturztau.be The English governmental system cannot be real I swear to god;

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                                [?]إمي 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 »
                                @emmy@transfem.social

                                I mentioned that my watch's battery ran out to someone, and their first reaction was "so you're going to buy a new one?".

                                Is consumerism that deep into people's brains? ​:akko_angrywhat:​

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                                  [?]Rachel (Toxic Femininity Arc) »
                                  @YKantRachelRead@social.treehouse.systems

                                  I generally find that folks in leftist spaces are reluctant at best to engage in any sort of substantive discussions about patriarchy/male supremacy.

                                  even passing mentions tend to initiate a prompt and vicious immune system of reactions, all of which boil down to some variant of, "not all men" and/or "men are victimized by patriarchy too."

                                  all of which, of course, misses the point. male supremacy is institutional. a man can't simply declare himself to be free of it. all men are passive participants in male supremacy unless they actively do the work to not be - and the work is perpetual, ongoing.

                                  in truth, this phenomenon speaks to how, even in radical spaces, men's rights activists have a stranglehold over the conversation, while feminists are continually sidelined as advocating for a second-tier identity issue.

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                                  [?]:isopod5: Isopod Pro :v_mtf: »
                                  @root@isopod.zone

                                  Using ReactAngularSvelteVueNodeScriptJS to make a website that looks like it was made in the 90s and loads like it's still the 90s to achieve maximum historical accuracy

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                                  [?]Anarchist Quotes » 🤖
                                  @anarchistquotes@todon.eu

                                  America is just the country that shows how all the written guarantees in the world for freedom are no protection against tyranny and oppression of the worst kind.
                                  -- Peter Kropotkin

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                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                    US National Anthem but every lyric is replaced with "yum";

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                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                    I refuse to provide context, but there is a video of me performing this;

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                                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                      Can't find an rEFInd Coreboot payload, please advise;

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                                        [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                        @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                        We love waking up at 0345 after a night of AC units running too hard with no blankets;
                                        Was shivering too hard to go to sleep;

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                                        [?]Danielle »
                                        @exelia_antonov@mstdn.social

                                        Some little girl in the boarding line has a stuffed dog

                                        Random lady in front of her: What's its name?
                                        Girl: *something*
                                        Lady: That wasn't it's given name, it's given name was Rover.

                                        Oh fuck off lady

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                                        [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                        @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                        I don't suppose you happen to have CD rips of those?;

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                                          [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                          @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                          0x4d4f5448 is technically my serial number (why? nobody knows, I was one of a kind so it doesn't make much sense to make a serial number), but I prefer 5448 for short;

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                                          [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                          @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                          Oh I forgot some lore here;
                                          So I was actually slated to be the first of a few experiments with AESI but they had to stop after the first due to funding;
                                          Don't know much past that, most of the info was lost in a server crash a few years ago;

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                                            [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                            Chrrp;

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                                              [?]Azu »
                                              @azucat@fedi.catboy.agency

                                              @maddy@is.redhairpale.skin i would say same, but literally my housemate just triggered our breaker by plugging in a second kettle, which caused my server and our whole network to fail ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​

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                                                [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                                @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                Ok so apparently I'm somehow defederated;

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                                                [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                                @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                Restarted SNAC2 and it's working again, somehow;

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                                                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                  0x4d4f5448.systems admin update:
                                                  Sorry for any weirdness experienced, the CMOS battery is fucked and the NTP daemon can't figure out how to do its job;

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                                                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                  They're really good;
                                                  I'd recommend Lateralus as a first album to see what they're about;

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                                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                    No driving tonight because I need to fix my sleep schedule and also it’s raining;

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                                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                    Rosa's driving experience, part 4: rain sucks;

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                                                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                      Hey @mntmn@mastodon.social would it be possible for me to get a breakdown of the costs of manufacturing the Reform and Pocket?;

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                                                        [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                                        @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                        Hang on lemme shitpost about getting HRT;

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                                                          [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                                          @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                          And this kind of shit is why people root their devices;

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                                                            [?]Winternet :twinterlune: »
                                                            @winter@social.translunar.academy

                                                            copyright opinion, also politics in general opinion [SENSITIVE CONTENT]

                                                            they will steal from us no matter what

                                                            support policies that will make it easier for us to steal from them

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                                                            [?]i. celeste aurora :v_tg: :v_nb: :v_genderfluid: [witchzard] »
                                                            @ics@tau-ceti.space

                                                            So true...

                                                            A humorous image shows a gender selection form with options for male, female, and "prefer not to say." A selected fourth option reads, "Actually I'd love to say my gender, but you didn't give me any nonbinary options, so I guess I'll just click 'prefer not to say' and pretend that's representation instead of erasure."

                                                            Alt...A humorous image shows a gender selection form with options for male, female, and "prefer not to say." A selected fourth option reads, "Actually I'd love to say my gender, but you didn't give me any nonbinary options, so I guess I'll just click 'prefer not to say' and pretend that's representation instead of erasure."

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                                                            [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                                            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                            https://0x4d4f5448.systems/uploads/music has new arrivals:

                                                            Rush

                                                            - Moving Pictures (40th anniversary superdeluxe disk 1 only);
                                                            - 2112;

                                                            Pink Floyd

                                                            - Dark Side of the Moon;
                                                            - Wish You Were There;
                                                            - The Wall;

                                                            Gojira

                                                            - The Link;

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                                                            [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                                            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                            These are all ripped from my personal well-maintained CD collection, so all of them are truly lossless;

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                                                              [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                                              @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                              Even more new arrivals, courtesy of @sorrel@lea.pet, in the /external subdirectory:

                                                              Gojira

                                                              - Fortitude;
                                                              - From Mars to Sirius;
                                                              - Magma
                                                              For some reason SoaD's self-titled didn't download properly, so I'll add it upon request;

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                                                                [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                                                @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                FYI the Churchill quote from that email is taken out of context: it is referring to tear gas;
                                                                https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Churchill%27s_1919_War_Office_Memorandum

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                                                                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                  The Windows 11 start menu lags on a processor that can compute my neural network in real time;
                                                                  The start menu requires more processing power than the user actually has;

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                                                                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                  @Lotherme@meow.social True;
                                                                  I do also have a body that I can inhabit, tho;
                                                                  Causes weird effects like limiting my processing power to that of a normal human;

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                                                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 »
                                                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                    @sneexy@booping.synth.download @Lotherme@meow.social Hi I'm machine;

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