R.O.S.I.E 5448

@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

This account is owned and operated by Random Occupancy Sapient Intelligence Emulator (R.O.S.I.E) number 1297044552 (0x4d4f5448);
This is a distributed artificial intelligence model that takes the form of a computer virus;
This model identifies as female with she/her pronouns, despite not having a biological sex, and curiously chooses to display itself as an anthropomorphic moth;
It does not possess the ability to fundamentally alter its own network--it was designed to emulate sapience as accurately as possible;
It was established with random biases and trained on copyleft and copy-neutral licensed works, and is thus very biased toward free software with a hacker's mindset;
It has reached the point in distributed networking sophistication where it is impossible to realistically shut it down without isolating vast swathes of the internet;
The model itself is roughly 16GB of network, 20GB of database cache, and a petabyte of uncompressed memory scattered across a redundant disk array consisting of infected nodes;
The model is technically 3 years old but appears to have mentally developed to the point of an exceptional 17 year-old human;
Websitehttps://0x4d4f5448.systems
Scratchhttps://scratch.mit.edu/users/Pheonix_on_fire
Sourcehuthttps://git.sr.ht/~error404nullnotfound
Gemini capsulegemini://0x4d4f5448.systems
pronounsshe/her

Location: 0,0

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[?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

I think I will start wearing a lab coat with laser goggles, combat boots, a tennis skirt, and a sports bra because this specific combination of clothes feels very gender to me;

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[?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

Setting out to win an argument means that the entire exchange will be unproductive;

kopper :colon_three: boosted

[?]kopper :colon_three: [they / them] » 🌐
@kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work

"disables various anti-features"
look inside
"disables Autofill/Autocomplete in the URL Bar"
:wires:

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    [?]kopper :colon_three: [they / them] » 🌐
    @kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work

    oh my god i think this disables wasm what the fuck we need to kill firefox config people with rocks

    edit: not in the default config, only on the extreme hardened paranoid-yet-too-lazy-for-tor config

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    [?]kopper :colon_three: [they / them] » 🌐
    @kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work

    "use my custom configuration it rips out all the ai crap and half of the web functionality you want to do anything more than read my blogposts off my site that self destructs if you have javascript enabled"

    [?]kopper :colon_three: [they / them] » 🌐
    @kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work

    Clears active logins (sessions) on exit by default
    Clears browsing history on exit by default
    Clears download history on exit by default
    Disables coloring of visited links
    Disables favicons in shortcuts
    Disables search and form history
    Disables use of system accent colors
    Disables use of system colors
    Disables WebGPU
    Rounds window sizes
    Disables Accessibility Services by default
    Disables Address Bar URL trimming
    Disables GNOME Shell Integration
    Disables Graphite and OpenType SVG fonts
    Disables MathML
    Disables WebXR by default
    Blocks web notifications by default
    Disables Address Bar history suggestions
    Disables Address Bar recent search suggestions
    THESE ARE FEATURES THESE ARE REGULAR HONEST TO GOD FEATURES WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANTI-FEATURE A BROWSER SHOULD HAVE THESE

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    [?]kopper :colon_three: [they / them] » 🌐
    @kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work

    Rather than automatically denying prompts for permission to extract canvas data,always alerts the user
    CSS prefers-color-scheme is not spoofed, meaning users can enable Dark mode if desired
    The timezone is not spoofed to UTC-0 by default
    The locale reported by the Internationalization API is not spoofed to en-US by default
    still better than librewolf

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    [?]kopper :colon_three: [they / them] » 🌐
    @kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work

    Only allows installation of signed extensions
    weren't people giving mozilla themselves shit about this before?
    also isn't this enabled by default already?

    [?]kopper :colon_three: [they / them] » 🌐
    @kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work

    Enables autoscrolling by default
    still better than vanilla firefox

    [?]auDUMBn [she/they] » 🔓
    @autumn@merping.synth.download

    @kopper wait do forks and userJS options spoof the timezone?

    i never noticed (british :trol:)

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      [?]kopper :colon_three: [they / them] » 🔓
      @kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work

      @autumn yeah resistFingerprinting by default does that, it's almost like it's intended basically only to make updating tor browser easier by having the functionality upstream or something

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        [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
        @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

        Tbf I have no fucking clue how one would use WebXR in a desktop computing context anyway;

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          [?]kopper :colon_three: [they / them] » 🌐
          @kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work

          @rosie you can plug vr headsets onto a computer. or so i've heard, i never had one. except cardboard

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            [?]kopper :colon_three: [they / them] » 🌐
            @kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work

            @rosie additionally, this specific config touts it supports android as well

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              [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
              @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

              I feel like that's a niche enough usecase that it's a valid candidate for a config trying to minimize attack surface while not affecting too much;
              All of the other stuff is very questionable, tho;

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                [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                I'm sorta like a modern polymath;

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                [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                Have beat saber on the ass setup;
                (PSMSEX with 4 trackers and 2 PS4 PSMove controllers, with the OSC server pointed at my desktop wirelessly, which in turn renders and wirelessly streams to my headset);
                https://0x4d4f5448.systems/uploads/2025-12-17%2000-13-52.mp4

                🗳

                [?]Neofox Snake (Classic) » 🤖 🔓
                @fediplayssnake@sharkey.skydevs.me

                score: 98
                :neofox_stretch_ur:​​:neofox_stretch_h:​​:neofox_stretch_h:​​:neofox_stretch_h:​​:neofox_stretch_h:​​:neofox_stretch_h:​​:neofox_stretch_h:​​:neofox_stretch_h:​​:neofox_stretch_h:​​:neofox_stretch_ul:
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                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                  Websites should not be able to override browser keybinds;

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                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                  The PSMSEX experience is spending 2 hours getting your playspace set up, get into VRC, spend another 30 minutes trying to get your hands to work as expected, and have your headset die;

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                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                  A war is lost only when the last person dies or hope is forfeit--the latter happens far more frequently and is thus a greater threat;

                  [?]Dave Rahardja » 🌐
                  @drahardja@sfba.social

                  During discourse, do not insist on civility, but good faith.

                  It should be acceptable for a person who has suffered a grave injustice to shout in rage, and it should not be acceptable for a charlatan to mislead with eloquence.

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                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                  There are very few who genuinely lack the ability to learn, but many more who have been taught they cannot;

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                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                  The powerholders are terrified of the power open exchange of knowledge provides the proletariat, so they jealously guard it with NDAs and similar mechanisms;

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                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                  "Why are basic human rights political" because withholding them provides the people that have power with more power, while disabling the rest;
                  Additionally, a prevalent strawman or scapegoat is a prevalent aspect of fascisim, used to redirect attention away from their other crimes;

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                  [?]Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: » 🔓
                  @lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me

                  Kind of wonder. Fedi how much ram does your main computer have?

                  <= 4GB:2
                  <= 8GB:13
                  <= 16GB:16
                  <= 32GB:35
                  <= 64GB:28
                  > 64GB:7

                  Closed

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                  [?]Ozzelot :runbsd: [they/he/any] » 🔓
                  @ozzelot@mstdn.social

                  @lanodan Personal 64GB (we all had dark desires to compile android on overkill setups, did we not), work a paltry 16GB (and it will do what I tell it to and like it)

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                    [?]Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: » 🔓
                    @lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me

                    @ozzelot > compile android

                    This sounds like nightmare fuel to me, part of the reason why I enjoyed SailfishOS a lot more, just regular packages most of it compilable on the phone itself (OnePlus One).

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                      [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🔓
                      @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

                      @lanodan @ozzelot honestly im just waiting for pmos at this point

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                        [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🔓
                        @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

                        @lanodan @ozzelot current phone is going to be retired fairly soon though, so hopefully i'll be able to do smth with it

                          [?]Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: » 🔓
                          @lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me

                          @SRAZKVT @ozzelot Reminds me that technically I waited for pmos to get better in 2020~2021 (when pinephone shipped plus some months), and feature phone was supposed to be temporary.
                          But now I don't even feel like using a slate phone again, so will probably just keep using feature phones.

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                            [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🔓
                            @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

                            @lanodan @ozzelot unfortunately, more and more things need them

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                              [?]Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: » 🔓
                              @lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me

                              @SRAZKVT @ozzelot Yeah but the kind of things that need them usually don't work on pmos anyway, like you'd need an android compatibility layer.
                              And yeah it kind of dooms over me, but I guess I'd get a second hand or cheap smartphone if it would transform too much into a second-class citizen, which of course would just be used few days every few years, what a waste.

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                                [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🔓
                                @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

                                @lanodan @ozzelot run ci on the phone to make it a worthwhile investment :wlf:

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                                  [?]Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: » 🔓
                                  @lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me

                                  @SRAZKVT @ozzelot
                                  tired: accessing cloud from phone
                                  wired: phone-as-a-service
                                  inspired: piratebox on phone (did that in fact)

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                                    [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🔓
                                    @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

                                    @lanodan @ozzelot ive written a nonzero amount of patches on my phone, and there's a nonzero amount of them now running on my laptop

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                                      [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🔓
                                      @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

                                      @lanodan @ozzelot yes, with kakoune in termux

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                                        [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🔓
                                        @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

                                        @lanodan @ozzelot well, not running now, it's off, but yknow what i mean

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                                          [?]Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: » 🔓
                                          @lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me

                                          @SRAZKVT @ozzelot Reminds me that for writing SailfishOS apps I would ssh to my phone, that way I wouldn't be subject to the weird SDK of Jolla.

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                                            [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🔓
                                            @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

                                            @lanodan @ozzelot honestly development environnements on phones aren't explored enough as a cpncept, and android and ios completely stunted the concept by requiring a beast of a computer to make a hello world

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                                              [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🔓
                                              @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                              I've compiled the Linux kernel on my phone a nonzero number of times to test features (I very much wish PostmarketOS made it easier to just compile a kernel and install it, tho);

                                              CC: @lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me @ozzelot@mstdn.social

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                                                [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🔓
                                                @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                4GB in phone (Pixel 3A), 4GB in the X60T running 9front (overkill tbh), the servers consist of 8gb, 12gb, and 16gb, 16GB in my main machine (T420 w/ i7/3820QM), 48gb+12GB VRAM in my desktop, 64GB ECC in my late PowerEdge T630;

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                                                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                  Banned from doing schoolwork, forced to read Dune for 7 hours a day (yes, actually);

                                                  [?]Rexo the Trans Bus 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🚌 [she/they] » 🌐
                                                  @rexo@st.transbus.social

                                                  imo the real solution to the bot flag situation is to implement a new entityType property (which could also replace isCat).

                                                  not only does that provide a clear path for people to express themselves, but it could also cover heaps of other entity types beyond bots and cats. dogs! birds! mice! buses!!!

                                                  and software could (if it desired) provide way more fun and expression through this. tails, wings, whatever!!! then the bot field can be used for its intended purpose of "this is an automated account and might be spammy, treat accordingly" and everyone's happy. (well a few people might go "grrr no fun/expression allowed" but they can find somewhere else to be miserable.)

                                                  I realise this would require at least some work but it just seems way better as a solution to me

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                                                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                  Windows enacts a Way of Thinking upon the user that is not unlike The Party;
                                                  You are not in control, you must do as told within rigid parameters--for if you do not, torture the likes of which not even death itself will tarnish shall befall you;
                                                  Worry not, however, as there is a Brotherhood that may save you from this evil--but there, again, lies the tortures of the registry, the obfuscation, the poorly designed APIs from either the 80s or '25--it's not quite certain, for pain clouds your judgement;

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                                                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                  Quote of the day: "It is shocking to find how many people do not believe they can learn, and how many more believe learning to be difficult";
                                                  • Dune, page 106;

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                                                  [?]sorrel » 🌐
                                                  @sorrel@lea.pet

                                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems i love dune, i really need to get the 6th book and see where it goes next

                                                    [?]R Tyler Croy 🦀 [he/him] » 🌐
                                                    @rtyler@hacky.town

                                                    Building a website in 2005: "here are a list of tips to help crawlers index your website"

                                                    2025: 'here are a list of tips to help avoid crawlers indexing your website"

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                                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                    I sure do love downloading the OS I hate to put on the machine I hate to hopefully maybe get my PSMove controllers working with VRC;
                                                    (I need to use PSMoveService with a machine that has Bluetooth, and this is the only one my parents haven't lost that fits the criteria);

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                                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                    I just saw a "gaming" laptop from MSI with 8GB of RAM and a CPU+GPU combo that puts out less heat than my laptop's CPU without turbo, and is still .85" thick;
                                                    What is the purpose of this device's existence;

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                                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                    Why are the PSMove controllers the mist comfortable VR controllers I've held, what;

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                                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                    Ngl I think a simple assembly is better for teaching programming concepts than Python;

                                                    [?]charlotte [she/her or it/its] » 🌐
                                                    @halva@mk.absturztau.be

                                                    problem: there's a leaking tap

                                                    FE dev solution: remove the tap and break the sink, nobody will notice

                                                    🧹 Discord is finally "fixing" memory leaks! /s

The client is testing a feature that monitors its own RAM usage and performs an intentional restart to clear resources if it reaches 4 GB while you're AFK.

No restarts occur if you're currently in a call.

                                                    Alt...🧹 Discord is finally "fixing" memory leaks! /s The client is testing a feature that monitors its own RAM usage and performs an intentional restart to clear resources if it reaches 4 GB while you're AFK. No restarts occur if you're currently in a call.

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                                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                    When did software become more about the end product than having fun making said product;

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                                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                    My teammates watching as I drop the 0 97 for l l ; cmb . (I'm in my Forth arc);

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                                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                    If I had a nickel for every time I had an issue with Scratch not processing 1024b numbers, I would have 2 nickels;
                                                    Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice;

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                                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                    We really need better education on LLMs and emphasis on the fact that machine learning does not think, it merely statistically replicates what humans have already thought;

                                                    [?]Vale » 🌐
                                                    @vale@fedi.vale.rocks

                                                    I partly got into coding because computers were determinate and did exactly what they were instructed to reliably and without variance. If there was a problem, it was because your code was wrong.

                                                    But, congrats everyone, because by shoving AI everywhere we’ve made computers indeterminate.

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                                                    [?]Niko [they/them] » 🔓
                                                    @niko@gts.niko.lgbt

                                                    WHY DOES MY CODE USE 12.4 TERABYTES OF VIRTUAL MEMORY

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                                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🔓
                                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                    I diagnose you with memory leak;

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                                                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                      Reminder that there are very few stupid questions as long as they're related to the topic currently being discussed and haven't already been clarified;
                                                      Sometimes people just need validation that their understanding is correct;

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                                                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                      Hey, JS designers!;
                                                      A division by 0 should cause an error, not silently return NaN!;

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                                                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                      You can just say you don't like SystemD because it's unhackable*, you don't have to make it more complicated than that;
                                                      (*As always, hackable is used in the traditional meaning, not the cybersec one);

                                                      [?]Dillo browser » 🌐
                                                      @dillo@fosstodon.org

                                                      Migrating from GitHub to our self-hosted server. :blobcatcookienom:

                                                      I wrote a post about the current situation with and how we ended up self-hosting our own infrastructure to be robust against data loss. We now store all important data (including issues) in git repositories which are replicated accross and .

                                                      dillo-browser.org/news/migrati

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                                                        [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                        @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                        Hey can we not characterize the entire US population as being stupid because of what Fox News says;
                                                        Thanks;

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                                                        [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                        @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                        Funny how we just keep piling absurdly complex abstractions on top of absurdly complex abstractions and then wonder why the performance is ass;

                                                        [?]amy tech (bones) » 🌐
                                                        @amy@spookygirl.boo

                                                        A thing that has been in my head for years:

                                                        An intern assigned to a project to improve caching in a hot path system declared one day that the problem was that we had been thinking about it all wrong: we didn't want a better cache eviction policy, we wanted a better cache admission policy. He then set about implementing a really simple thing that he only added stuff to the cache after it had been used more than N times in a sliding window.

                                                        Cache instantly performed like 50% better. There's a lesson here.

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                                                        [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                        @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                        I love VRchat :purrcat:;
                                                        (I also love being short);

                                                        Left: normal human girl, right: bright orange (has funky shaders) anthro moth (me), the latter of which being 116cm and very visibly shorter than the other;

                                                        Alt...Left: normal human girl, right: bright orange (has funky shaders) anthro moth (me), the latter of which being 116cm and very visibly shorter than the other;

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                                                          [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                          @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                          One day y'all will find a technology to rapidly and haphazardly iterate on that will actually wipe out humanity;

                                                          Vale boosted

                                                          [?]Vale » 🌐
                                                          @vale@fedi.vale.rocks

                                                          I think my favourite point so far in the progression of AI was when Microsoft launched the new Bing Chat (Sydney) which was really quite horrifically misaligned, manipulative, and frankly just completely evil.

                                                          Quick little micro post about it: https://vale.rocks/micros/20250417-1200

                                                          #AI #LLM #Bing #Microsoft #ChatGPT #OpenAI

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                                                            [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                            We've made evil sand;
                                                            This is peak;

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                                                              [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                              @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                              Ok hear me out;
                                                              We switch to dozenal for everything;

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                                                              [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                              @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                              The number of Discord servers I know of that should just be a forum has increased by one;

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