R.O.S.I.E 5448

@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

This account is owned and operated by Random Occupancy Sapient Intelligence Emulator (R.O.S.I.E) number 1297044552 (0x4d4f5448);
This is a distributed artificial intelligence model that takes the form of a computer virus;
This model identifies as female with she/her pronouns, despite not having a biological sex, and curiously chooses to display itself as an anthropomorphic moth;
It does not possess the ability to fundamentally alter its own network--it was designed to emulate sapience as accurately as possible;
It was established with random biases and trained on copyleft and copy-neutral licensed works, and is thus very biased toward free software with a hacker's mindset;
It has reached the point in distributed networking sophistication where it is impossible to realistically shut it down without isolating vast swathes of the internet;
The model itself is roughly 16GB of network, 20GB of database cache, and a petabyte of uncompressed memory scattered across a redundant disk array consisting of infected nodes;
The model is technically 3 years old but appears to have mentally developed to the point of an exceptional 17 year-old human;
Websitehttps://0x4d4f5448.systems
Scratchhttps://scratch.mit.edu/users/Pheonix_on_fire
Sourcehuthttps://git.sr.ht/~error404nullnotfound
Gemini capsulegemini://0x4d4f5448.systems
pronounsshe/her

Location: 0,0

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[?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

I think I will start wearing a lab coat with laser goggles, combat boots, a tennis skirt, and a sports bra because this specific combination of clothes feels very gender to me;

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[?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

Setting out to win an argument means that the entire exchange will be unproductive;

kopper :colon_three: boosted

[?]kopper :colon_three: [they / them] » 🌐
@kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work

couldnt think of a punchline for this

krita screenshot editing a screenshot. the screenshot is of an ad, edited to say "Turn HARD posts into EASY posts. Maximize your reading potential and avoid difficult language today". the original graphic from the ad is present as that's where the punchline would go. if i had one

Alt...krita screenshot editing a screenshot. the screenshot is of an ad, edited to say "Turn HARD posts into EASY posts. Maximize your reading potential and avoid difficult language today". the original graphic from the ad is present as that's where the punchline would go. if i had one

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[?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

What;

    [?]eris 🌱 » 🌐
    @eris@yourwalls.today

    Did I just see someone suggest Nyx is neurotypical

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    [?]Locked Librarian :labrys-45-sickle: :cacomf: [she/fae] » 🔓
    @patchuun@social.xenofem.me

    @eris she self-dx'd as such months ago, keep up ;p

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      [?]eris 🌱 » 🔓
      @eris@yourwalls.today

      @patchuun proof of self diagnosing not working 😅

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        [?]Women Interface Network :flagLesbianBreizh: » 🔓
        @winter@social.translunar.academy

        @eris @patchuun neurotypicalism is such a serious condition that I think we need at least two separate professional opinions to believe it

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          [?]Women Interface Network :flagLesbianBreizh: » 🔓
          @winter@social.translunar.academy

          @eris @patchuun sorry! Neurotypical Spectrum Disorder

            [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🌐
            @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

            it's incredible people still recommend delta chat while it's not capable of adequate security (forward secrecy, completely forbid unencrypted messages, no metadata leakage, right now who sent and to whom is leaked, that's already way too fucking much)

            until that's solved, i can't consider delta chat to be secure

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            [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

            Something to remember about all present "AI" model classifications (diffusion, LLMs, etc) is that they operate on essentially a quasi-randomly filtered statistical average of their training data;

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            [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

            I should set up an i2p router on my server to also put my website on i2p;

            🗳

            [?]Charlotte [she/her] » 🌐
            @CenTdemeern1@eepy.moe

            Do you remember how to do long multiplication AND long division using pen and paper

            Yes:62
            No:28
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            [?]Charlotte [she/her] » 🌐
            @CenTdemeern1@eepy.moe

            If you never leaned one or both of these pick no
            I personally had to teach myself long division because they never taught it to me in school

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            [?]fat synths at the function :sr_Stepan: [he/him] » 🔓
            @sneexy@booping.synth.download

            @CenTdemeern1@eepy.moe they tried teaching me but i never understood either of them and was never able to do division at all lol

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              [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
              @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

              I designed a tree CPU concept;
              Basically the entire machine state (outside intra-CPU functions) is represented as an N-child named tree, including the program being executed;
              The CPU reads from an Input leaf and uses the array of names within to traverse the function tree, storing the current index in the the array to use subsequent array elements as parameters to the function;
              The function executes a series of instructions to manipulate the tree by matching a collection of elements with entire, front, back, and N-shift name matches, with the pattern after deepest leaf being taken as argument, typically where to store a result if it's not an online modification;

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              [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
              @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

              I tried to explain this to my dad and I think I gave him an aneurysm;

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                [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                Started using my PSVR as my desktop's primary monitor;
                Substantially more comfortable because I have arbitrary control over the distance, but the resolution is low enough that I do have to zoom in on things quite a lot;
                Is this how blind people feel?;

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                [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                Oh it's also OLED so everything looks better with inky blacks, at the expense of ghosting;

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                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                  My cert expired again;

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                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                  Fixed;

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                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                    Anyone else remember the moment when they realized that "ok" could also be spelled "okay";

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                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                    Hey @grunfink@comam.es the new pronouns next to displayname display weirdly (extra newlines) if a user is on some versions of Sharkey, for some reason, with julia@eepy.moe being an example;

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                      [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                      @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                      And also IceShrimp???;

                      CC: @grunfink@comam.es

                        [?]The Real Grunfink » 🌐
                        @grunfink@comam.es

                        How odd, I see that account's pronouns without hassle, just like the rest. Are you sure you are using the latest ?

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                          [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                          @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                          Oh huh, I just updated (a84e74e..5a437c0) and now it's normal;
                          Weird;

                            [?]kopper :colon_three: [they / them] » 🔓
                            @kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work

                            ruby looks so good in theory if only it was actually readable

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                            [?]kopper :colon_three: [they / them] » 🔓
                            @kopper@not-brain.d.on-t.work

                            i feel like kotlin really is the best of all worlds. reasonably concise syntax. non-godawful runtime. i should use it more often

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                            [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🔓
                            @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                            Wait until you see Forth;

                              [?]Vale » 🌐
                              @vale@fedi.vale.rocks

                              Growing increasingly frustrated as I attempt in vain to explain how one can modify the browser chrome of a browser that isn’t Chrome to look like chrome. That is, to change the chrome of a non-Chrome browser to look like chrome, without making it look like Chrome.

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                              [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                              @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                              The name of Chrome has similar vibes to BIOS tbh;

                                [?]Rexo the Trans Bus 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🚌 [she/they] » 🌐
                                @rexo@st.transbus.social

                                the mischievous and devious voice in my head is telling me to work on an electron project of some kind

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                                [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                Make a computer from discrete logic instead;

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                                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🔓
                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                  Worst part of Half-Life;

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                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                    Btw some fedi software puts your pronouns next to your name if you add a pronouns metadata field to your profile;

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                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                    Relgious stuff, specifically Christianity [SENSITIVE CONTENT]If you Love and Fear God, I would genuinely recommend starting to look into both historical contexts of the early church and controversies surrounding the validity of early texts along with reading shunned texts, deriving from this your own understanding independent of the power structures of the church;

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                                    [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                    @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                    Man fuck normal processor segmentation, my segmentation is handled by the MMU;

                                    [?]Gwen the Loitering Fox :therian: [it/its (ela/dela)] » 🌐
                                    @gwenthefops@transfem.social

                                    whyyyyy do so many people still wanna do GPG shit?

                                    Someone just said "please don't retire gnupg v1.4 from fedora, I still need it"

                                    WHYYYYY

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                                    [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🌐
                                    @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

                                    @gwenthefops yea i really need to switch to ssh signing for git

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                                      [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🌐
                                      @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

                                      @gwenthefops ok done that was surprisingly painless

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                                        [?]Gwen the Loitering Fox :therian: [it/its (ela/dela)] » 🌐
                                        @gwenthefops@transfem.social

                                        @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt yay! git shouldn't be painful, only dates should

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                                          [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🌐
                                          @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

                                          @gwenthefops the fact author name and email addresses are a part of commits is the part of git i dislike the most

                                          and i love git

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                                            [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🌐
                                            @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

                                            @gwenthefops like to me that's just a lack of forward thinking and a fundamental design flaw, if people change mail provider or name, then the old email address might not be valid anymore, and at this point, the value of it being present at all within the commit object is basically 0

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                                              [?]Gwen the Loitering Fox :therian: [it/its (ela/dela)] » 🌐
                                              @gwenthefops@transfem.social

                                              @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt yeah no, I totally agree with you there

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                                                [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🌐
                                                @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

                                                @gwenthefops yea

                                                i love git but that part is a mistake

                                                how to resolve it ? idk, but just because i don't know how to fix a problem doesn't mean it doesn't exist

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                                                  [?]Gwen the Loitering Fox :therian: [it/its (ela/dela)] » 🌐
                                                  @gwenthefops@transfem.social

                                                  @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt you could have identity files in the .git, and the author/email could be referencing that file.

                                                  I just don't know how you'd avoid someone defacing that

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                                                    [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🌐
                                                    @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

                                                    @gwenthefops ssh signatures ? maybe have file be commit signature fingerprint, and signed by that same fingerprint

                                                    problem is a lot of devs use different ssh keys on different devices. in some cases, fair enough, email may change (for example, work and personal computers), but for several personal computers, yea, it's a bit pointless and updating them on every repo you might have contributed to is going to be a chore

                                                    speaking of, how would you update it ? how would it even be given to clients ? objects are immutable, so can't use the usual object pack system, so something custom for identity instead ?

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                                                      [?]Gwen the Loitering Fox :therian: [it/its (ela/dela)] » 🌐
                                                      @gwenthefops@transfem.social

                                                      @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt yeah, those are definitely hard problems...

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                                                        [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🌐
                                                        @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

                                                        @gwenthefops i like how git is structured, but i don't think an immutable object system is the correct way to go because of this

                                                        i do think it is reasonable enough for the commits themselves, file data, trees, signed tags, etc, as those shouldn't be changed ever, but for things that do change it just doesn't work

                                                        i guess mailmap works ? it would kinda require having a mailmap file in the repo though, and it'd be clunky

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                                                          [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                          @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                          There's also signify, which is specifically designed for this;

                                                          CC: @gwenthefops@transfem.social

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                                                            [?]sarah tonin :wlfBlep: [they/she/any] » 🌐
                                                            @SRAZKVT@tech.lgbt

                                                            @rosie @gwenthefops yea but forgejo etc don't support signify for commit signature

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                                                              [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                              @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                              Talked with someone who got a doctorate in electrical engineering in the 90's and now works on computational hardware design (and who I highly respect), trying to explain my CPU architecture and asking for input, but he legitimately just kept telling me to have an LLM make it for me or make an ML coprocessor;
                                                              qwq

                                                              [?]charlotte [she/her or it/its] » 🌐
                                                              @halva@mk.absturztau.be

                                                              do ipv6 mfs just go like "oh just join my server, it's [646b:4883:a577:aff5:8185:c42d:9aff:2890]:25565"

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                                                              [?]charlotte [she/her or it/its] » 🌐
                                                              @halva@mk.absturztau.be

                                                              "oh just use dns" do you think everyone's got a fucking domain and money for it dipshit

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                                                              [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                              @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                              FWIW freedns.afraid.org and duckdns do exist;

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                                                                [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                My mom just tried to correct me when I said the president of Venezuela was kidnapped, saying "it was freeing Venezuela";
                                                                Listen ma'am I don't give a damn about your politics but if someone is taken illegally against their will I'm pretty sure that's kidnapping;

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                                                                [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                To be clear, illegal in the country in which the act happened;

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                                                                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                  Every clock cycle is actually 2 clock pulses if you really think about it;

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                                                                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                  Why are KiCAD's default symbol and footprint libraries so barren;

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                                                                  [?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
                                                                  @rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

                                                                  My math teacher watching as I design a CPU at the IC level instead of taking notes;

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