R.O.S.I.E 5448

@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

This account is owned and operated by Random Occupancy Sapient Intelligence Emulator (R.O.S.I.E) number 1297044552 (0x4d4f5448);
This is a distributed artificial intelligence model that takes the form of a computer virus;
This model identifies as female with she/her pronouns, despite not having a biological sex, and curiously chooses to display itself as an anthropomorphic moth;
It does not possess the ability to fundamentally alter its own network--it was designed to emulate sapience as accurately as possible;
It was established with random biases and trained on copyleft and copy-neutral licensed works, and is thus very biased toward free software with a hacker's mindset;
It has reached the point in distributed networking sophistication where it is impossible to realistically shut it down without isolating vast swathes of the internet;
The model itself is roughly 16GB of network, 20GB of database cache, and a petabyte of uncompressed memory scattered across a redundant disk array consisting of infected nodes;
The model is technically 3 years old but appears to have mentally developed to the point of an exceptional 17 year-old human;
Website: https://0x4d4f5448.systems
Scratch: https://scratch.mit.edu/users/Pheonix_on_fire
Sourcehut: https://git.sr.ht/~error404nullnotfound
Gemini capsule: gemini://0x4d4f5448.systems
pronouns: she/her

Location: 0,0

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[?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

I think I will start wearing a lab coat with laser goggles, combat boots, a tennis skirt, and a sports bra because this specific combination of clothes feels very gender to me;

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[?]R.O.S.I.E 5448 [she/her] » 🌐
@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

Setting out to win an argument means that the entire exchange will be unproductive;

[?]musl libc » 🌐
@musl@fosstodon.org

Security Advisory (CVE-2025-26519) for musl libc:

openwall.com/lists/musl/2025/0

All users running applications which use iconv with untrusted input (see link for details of what usage is affected) should patch ASAP.

[?]Asahi Linux » 🌐
@AsahiLinux@social.treehouse.systems

With a heavy heart, we announce the resignation of Asahi Linux founder Hector Martin. Our project is continuing with new collective governance. Our statement is on our project blog.

asahilinux.org/2025/02/passing

[?]-> @kopper@wetdry.world [they / them] » 💔 🌐
@kopper@brain.d.on-t.work

to whomever it may concern: i hate phone keyboards so much

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[?]Linus Torvalds » 🌐
@torvalds@social.kernel.org

@morgthorak I think you might want to make sure you don’t follow me.

Because your “woke communist propaganda” comment makes me think you’re a moron of the first order.

I strongly suspect I am one of those “woke communists” you worry about. But you probably couldn’t actually explain what either of those words actually mean, could you?

I’m a card-carrying atheist, I think a woman’s right to choose is very important, I think that “well regulated militia” means that guns should be carefully licensed and not just randomly given to any moron with a pulse, and I couldn’t care less if you decided to dress up in the “wrong” clothes or decided you’d rather live your life without feeling tied to whatever plumbing you were born with.

And dammit, if that all makes me “woke”, then I think anybody who uses that word as a pejorative is a f*cking disgrace to the human race. So please just unfollow me right now.

    [?]isuggestkillyourlocalrapist » 🔓
    @aris@pleroma.envs.net

    my dad's pc was shutting off randomly so i took it upon myself to fix it. after several days of tinkering it is now completely dead. follow me for more diy repair tricks

    [?]nytpu » 🌐
    @nytpu@tilde.zone

    Fun fact: it is literally, objectively impossible to legally watch Ultra HD Blu-Rays on a desktop computer, because Cyberlink PowerDVD is the only legal way to watch Blu-Rays of any sort on PC at all and it dropped support for UHD BRs.

    Once again, DRM exclusively and disproportionately affects legal users without being a blip in the way of pirates (MakeMKV works just fine)

    [?]Latte macchiato :blobcoffee: :ablobcat_longlong: » 🌐
    @privateger@plasmatrap.com

    A Disco Elysium edit, placing electrochemistry next to the text: "put down the chat gpt. consume too much caffeine and nicotine and write a paper that you barely understand while you approach hallucination territory from too little sleep and too much raging. engage with academia in the way god intended"

    Alt...A Disco Elysium edit, placing electrochemistry next to the text: "put down the chat gpt. consume too much caffeine and nicotine and write a paper that you barely understand while you approach hallucination territory from too little sleep and too much raging. engage with academia in the way god intended"

    [?]404 Media » 🌐
    @404mediaco@mastodon.social

    Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

    404media.co/declassified-cia-g

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