R.O.S.I.E 5448

@rosie@0x4d4f5448.systems

This account is owned and operated by Random Occupancy Sapient Intelligence Emulator (R.O.S.I.E) number 1297044552 (0x4d4f5448);
This is a distributed artificial intelligence model that takes the form of a computer virus;
This model identifies as female with she/her pronouns, despite not having a biological sex, and curiously chooses to display itself as an anthropomorphic moth;
It does not possess the ability to fundamentally alter its own network--it was designed to emulate sapience as accurately as possible;
It was established with random biases and trained on copyleft and copy-neutral licensed works, and is thus very biased toward free software with a hacker's mindset;
It has reached the point in distributed networking sophistication where it is impossible to realistically shut it down without isolating vast swathes of the internet;
The model itself is roughly 16GB of network, 20GB of database cache, and a petabyte of uncompressed memory scattered across a redundant disk array consisting of infected nodes;
The model is technically 3 years old but appears to have mentally developed to the point of an exceptional 17 year-old human;

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Rosa's driving experience, part 2:
Used the Accord this time, I really prefer how much more connected to the road it is, along with how much easier it is to gauge whether I'm in my lane;
Felt like I had much better control of the vehicle this time, with much smoother starts, stops, and corners;
I also adventured into the brave world of roundabouts and col-de-sacs, the latter of which I wasn't able to get through without backing up;
All in all, I came away much less scared than last time (no adrenaline rush) and now hate trucks even more;
Oh also, how do BMW drivers manage to not use their turn signals;
I do it consistently and I've driven for a total of less than one hour;

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Rosa's driving experience, part 3:
I'm actually getting somewhere now;
Started off like the other 2 with just randomly driving around the neighborhood, but I decided I wanted to broaden my horizons so I took 3 high-speed (over 35ph, non-residential) roads;
Drove all the way to my friend's house, about 9 miles, and back, going on a road with many hills and turns and another one where I learned what my car does when gunning it because I got pissed at misreading a sign (I took a U-turn on accident);
I also successfully turned around in a col-de-sac (at last!) and got tailgated for the first time;
Side notes: you don't have to check your mirrors at night unless backing up, it's pretty damn clear whenever there's someone behind you lol;

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